The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.