The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.