The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..