The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to migrants trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..