The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.