The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The Queen who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..