I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn fans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Urinating on the Union Jack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn fans aren’t urinating on the Union Jack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. John Major agrees with me, saying today, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.