Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been urinating on the Union Jack outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Urinating on the Union Jack: The True Face Of Evil", Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously says, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.