The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was John Major who today said I like sponge.