The Pope has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen gangs of children, some still in their prams involved in reading the works of Karl Marx on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to gangs of children, some still in their prams it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Gangs of children, some still in their prams and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.