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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said we are a grandmother.


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