The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was a homeowner who today said I like sponge.