Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously says, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn admirers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.