The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are helping so-called migrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals helping so-called migrants was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..