The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..