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I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Assisting asylum seekers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t assisting asylum seekers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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