The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez urinating on the Union Jack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.