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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Feminazis have been looting and pillaging supermarkets outside nursery schools.

Terror expert An unnamed source has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Looting and pillaging supermarkets: The True Face Of Evil", An unnamed source says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for feminazis. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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