The Mail has learned that followers of Hugo Chavez are responsible for squatting houses left empty by families on holiday.

Has the world gone mad? Followers of Hugo Chavez are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Beyonce, who said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."