The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being foreign and suspicious looking was Lala from the teletubbies who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..