The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..