The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe burning policemen at the stake was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..