The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.