Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow gypsies such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but gypsies have this week been revealed as terrorising innocent investment bankers.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps gypsies would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Angela Merkel who this week said, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising innocent investment bankers is acceptable behaviour.