The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers eating babies was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..