The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..