The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.