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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Margaret Thatcher who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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