The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Nick Clegg who today said Waterboarding is not torture.