The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving Guardian-reading do-gooders.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to Guardian-reading do-gooders training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..