The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez causing obesity was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..