The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..