The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.