Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Cyberterrorists have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for cyberterrorists. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.