Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hoodies have been causing obesity outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Causing obesity: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hoodies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.