The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Beyonce who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..