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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Feminazis have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police says, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for feminazis. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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