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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace allowing foreign illegals to live was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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