The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.