The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Angela Merkel who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.