The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans plotting to kidnap a senior royal was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..