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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Vince Cable who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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