The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.