Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that gangs of children, some still in their prams have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for gangs of children, some still in their prams.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".