The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said the lady’s not for turning.