Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen louts involved in burning policemen at the stake on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to louts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Louts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.