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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Bernard Manning who today said kill the commie swine.


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