Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now drilling for oil in one family's back garden. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that homosexuals have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for homosexuals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".