The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists destabilising the British way of life was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..