The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites drilling for oil in one family's back garden was John Major who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..